Niklas Hjalmarsson: Tweener Hottie?

I had hoped that Niklas Hjalmarsson would get his due for being such an awesome d-man this season, but I thought it would take longer.  (Seems Hjalmy is getting the recognition Matt Walker, for some reason, never got.)  Hjalmy has already gotten his nickname — “The Hammer” — and everything. What I didn’t expect was for hockey groupies to so soon be doing searches to see if Hjalmy had a girlfriend or not. (Unfortunately my stats page does not lie.)  Usually it takes the puck hos about half a season to figure out who’s who (meaning, who they want to hunt down and…you know).  Wait until the first time someone compares Hjalmarsson to Twilight’s Robert Pattinson.  Then “The Hammer” will need a hammer to beat off all those tweener groupies!

2 Responses to “Niklas Hjalmarsson: Tweener Hottie?”

  1. Cubs Fan Says:

    Oh great now all the tweeners are going to come here and comment.

  2. Goon Squad Says:

    LOL!
    That was enough to scare away that Cubs Fan!
    Kudos!

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