The Puck Hos are Bummin’ Me Out Hard
Ho-hum, nothing to do over the two days til the Circus Trip starts. Maybe that’s why the puck hos are doing so many searches for Niklas Hjalmarsson. “Niklas Hjalmarsson girlfriend” (which I believe is a site for hockey groupies to talk about how to hook up with Hjalmy) is the #2 search on this site as of this writing. (Niklas Hjalmarsson’s name is the #1 search on this site.) How sad is that? Maybe the Blackhawks’ Marketing Department could do a beefcake promo on Niklas “The Hammer” Hjalmarsson with that Metric “Help I’m Alive” song (You know the one where the refrain is “Help I’m alive my heart keeps beating like a hammer”?) running in the background. That way they could ruin my favorite hockey player and a really cool song all at once. (Just kidding!)
I guess I shouldn’t have complained so bitterly about my favorite hockey player, Matt Walker, from last season not getting proper accolades. Had he been given his propers the puck hos would’ve just ruined him as my favorite hockey player too…sigh…
November 21st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Puck Bunny is the preferred nomenclature.
Also acceptable is Puck Slut and Puck Bag.
Just thought I’d throw those in there for future reference. ;)
November 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Hmm, see that’s interesting. I would call myself a puck bunny, but I don’t run around sniffing after hockey players. They don’t interest me in that way. So I’m not a hockey groupie, a puck slut, or a puck bag. I am a chick who is an avid (like more than most guys) hockey fan. So now I’m having an identity crisis! Crap!…lol….Thanks! ;)
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 am
Okay then, a Hockey Hottie you are!
Isn’t it nice to know that you can be catagorized so easily? :P